im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
So once again I’m the only one who remembers anything…
21 years ago my Mum made a terrible mistake. They never remembered the anniversary. I ended up reminding them every year. As my Mum says, this probably should’ve told her something.
Anyway, seeing as the divorce came through around this time of year I decided to make this day the start of our freedom instead. Positives outta bad things yo. So now it’s ‘Happy Freedom day’ (Insert ‘Muricans joke here, oh maybe we should switch it to the fourth of july?)
And you know what this all taught me? I’m going to be the most unbearable girlfriend ever. Seriously. My future boyfriend is gonna be so fed up with all my shit hahaha. Although at least I’ll always tell them beforehand. Remembering pointless crap be my speciality.